Friday, September 16, 2011


A few days ago a friend of mine was in the grocery store and sent me this picture via text.................The text said WTF kind of seasoning is this??? And WTF is it made of??????? LMFAO!!! Get it CUMIN...CUM-IN.....AWWWWWW SKEET SKEET (in my Ying Yang Twins voice!!!!) Could you imagine if it came in a liquid form????


Wednesday, September 7, 2011

HELLO EVERYONE!!! My apologies…………..I’ve been M.I.A for the last few days! I aint goin lie, I aint feel like messing wit this shit! LOL!!! I know I know that’s bad bizness but real talk I sometimes I just wanna come home, be with my family and CHILL! Plus sometimes I just aint got ish to say!!!  Pink Krush is just my own personal diary for any thoughts that pop into my head! It has no rhyme no reason!  Just me being me! If I aint got nothing to say I won’t force it………just letting it allllllll come off the DOME! LOL LOL LOL

Happy Birthday to Indy and Trissie!!! Another year older, another year wiser, another year BEAUTIFUL!!!! As my cubie would say BLACK DON'T CRACK!!!! Like FINE WINE we get better with time!!!!! MWAH I love you ladies!!!! Look what Indy's co-workers did to her desk (pix below)!!! lol lol lol that was just DIIIRTY!!! LOL They got you good girl! I was trying to help her come up with a good "come back" for her co-worker considering his birthday is right around the corner..........I told her to put aluminum foil on his computer, his mouse, the keyboard, picture frames, the stapler, EVERYTHING!!! Then wrap the whole desk in saran wrap! 

Awwwww, have u seen the pictures of Bey in her bikini rocking her baby bump while vacationing in Croatia?!?!? She looks super cute! I do have to admit tho her tummy DOES LOOK weird! It looks almost fake like it’s clay or something! But than again I don’t know how many months she is supposed to be and Ms. Thang was so in shape that she prolly aint goin start "showing" "showing" till the dang baby is ready to DROP!  That bigga baby bump has a lot of muscle to protrude thru!!! BIGGA WHAT?!?!? BIGGA WHO?!?! LMFAO 

Last Saturday I was in Ross (which by the way is one of my favorite stores!). I can spend hooooooooooooooooours in there just rummaging thru the store! I swear I’ve spent “shifts” with the employees collecting up a million lil trinkets from shoes to dresses to household stuff…..YOU NAME IT!!! I am a ROSS JUNKIE!!!!! I have to go in Ross at least once during the week! If I don’t go I feel like I’m going to miss something! That store is a DEFINATE hit or miss! If u see it U BETTER BUY IT…..cuz when u come back it’s guaranteed to be GONE!!!! Where else can you find name brand shoes for 14.99!?!?!?! Ross has me so spoiled that when I see a regular price shoe elsewhere my purse has a PANIC ATTACK!!!!! Needless to say…..........Ross leaves my pockets like RABBIT EARS (sad face)!!!! Anyway before I went into my Ross tangent……I was saying last Saturday when I was there I found this HOT PINK party dress I just had to have……it was marked down to 20.99!!! HOW THE HELL COULD I LEAVE THAT?!?!? But where in the world is my grown behind going in a PARTY DRESS????? THAN IT HIT ME………DING DING DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING!!!! I can wear it for my birthday!!! So I jumped on my text and texted all my girlfriends that for my bday we are going to dinner somewhere pricey with our beaus to get all dolled up in formal wear!!! LOL LOL LOL I LOVE IT!! Then we’ll hit someone’s lounge and get toasted in VIP!!! YAAAAAAY sounds like much fun!!! Granted my birthday is 6 months away, I JUST NEEDED A REASON TO BUY IT!!!! And what’s better than a HOT PINK BARBIE DRESS that screams IT’S MY PARTY BITCHES!?!?!?!?! NOTHING!! HA so I bought it!!!! Now I’m on the hunt for a STELLAR pair of shoes, that will make a true “Shoe Slore”, cream on herself!!!! And these Christian Louboutins, $1375.00 (WTF?!?!? OUCH!) will make u do just that!!!! PUDDLES!!!!  #THOUSHALTWEARCUTESHOES…………ALWAYS!!!

Wednesday, August 31, 2011

A Turtle Hump'n a Ball.....WAIT is that TURTLE D*CK?!?!?!? WTH?!?!


OMG OMG OMG (I just threw up in my mouth)!!! This is the nastiest shit I've ever seen in my life! Who'da thought something so little, so MEEK, would have a johnson like that!!!!! DUDE... A TURTLE IS HUNG!!!! EWWWWWWWWWWW, and did u see it?!?!?!? It's fugging ugly as hell! It looks like the fucking alien resurrection! EWWLK, it looked like it was fucking breathing man (OH GOD.....HAND OVER MY MOUTH.....I'm gonna EARL!!) I swear I will never frickin look at a turtle the same.......DAT SHITS HELLA NASTY!!! There goes call'n lil "meat" turtle d*cks!!!! 

Tuesday, August 30, 2011

Iphone Autocorrect Malfunctions.........LMFAO!!!

So apparently there is this website called, where people post text messages they've sent via their iphone, and the autocorrect'r changed a word or two within the text to what it thought it should be! Talk about some embarrassing yet funny ass shit.....Take a look!!!!!!!   

CTFU!!!! The first one is funny as shit! Can u imagine getting some shit like that from ur Daddy?!?!?!? Like how the hell do you respond to that????? I'da prolly just ignored it like I never even got a text! LOL LOL LOL LOL  

Monday, August 29, 2011

Single Again....Back on the Prowl.............

Shot out to my homegirl…….on her new found independence! After 14 years of marriage……she’s single again…back on the prowl (in my Trina voice….hips rolling to the music)!! When I asked her how it feels to be single after all those years, she replied, “It's like a refresher course of life. Now I can define who Toya is. For so long I've accommodated everyone else's feelings and expectations. For once I'm putting my needs and wants above all the rest!” I KNOW THAT’S RIGHT!!!! DO THE DAYUM THING GIRL!! Self should always come first! It’s impossible to make someone else happy if you are not happy! Once you’ve identified whats keeping you unhappy, u have to face it dead on…..DON'T RUN FROM IT…..Because it won’t go away. It follows you. You have to remove it and make that change! And once you’ve changed…… everything and everyone around you will change too! But it all starts with SELF!!!! After 14 years ma, consider that shit time PAID IN FULL!!!! I love u, Lady T….MWAH!!!!

Sunrise: 8/28/1958
Sunset: 6/25/2009
Gone But Never Forgotten

Jay's Boys Can Swim..... An Addition to the Knowles-Carter Empire!!

YES I AM still on Bey and Mr. Carter expecting!!! They are my most FAVORITEST people! If u don’t like it…..GET OFF MY BLOG!!!! LMAO!! But seriously I am so fricking excited! I was standing on the couch last night when she preformed! She definitively STOLE the VMA’s last night! Nothing else mattered after that performance (@ least not to me!!!) LMFAO that’s all the WORLD was buzzing about…..who cares who came on or won an award after THAT! B KILT THAT SHIT! As she taunted the audience by telling them, “I want you to stand up on your feet. I want you to feel the love that's growing inside me."………………..THREW DOWN THE MIC and popped open her sparkly jacket and exposed her Belly Bump to the world!!!! YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!!! Jay watched on CHEESING LIKE A PROUD POPPA, as Kanye dapped him up, (in my Jay Z voice) “YEA NIC, MY BOYS CAN SWIM….I DID THAT!!!!!!” LMFAO! I fricking LOVE IT!! U can’t get no higher than that! The two of them together is INSPIRATION…. the empire they share (and are still building) as two young African Americans is phenomenal! Jay Z is more than just a rapper….in fact at this point I’d say rapping is just a HOBBY for him now…..granted its where he started it’s HARDLY what pays his bills and keeps him rubbing shoulders with A(++) listers!  To be a nic from Marcy projects to the man he is now is TRULY only something one can DREAM about! I bet he pinches himself everyday! Lemme break it down for those of you who DO NOT understand who these two really are…..Just cuz your famous doesn’t make you an “A LISTER” U have to cross a certain threshold to be considered  (bending my “quotation fingers”) an “A LISTER”……..Puffy, Diddy (whomever the hell he is this year..LOL), is hardly considered an A lister he is more so in the B category….Weezy he’s an A lister (but in a different caliber…) but JAYZ and BEYONCE they are A+ listers……..they hang with Gwyneth and Chris, Brads and Angelinas…. B and Jay get invited to events at the WHITE HOUSE! B sang at the Inaugural Ball maaaaaaaaan!! And B…......well people can say what they want bout her but truth be told EVERYTHING THAT BITCH DO IS BAD!!!!! She is an ARTIST and real artist can’t be tamed inside a box!!! If you remain the same with the same sound, the same look, etc year after year HOW THE HELL CAN YOU CALL YOURSELF AN ARTIST?!?!? An Artist is defined as a person who CREATES!  And she continuously  invites you to tune your ears into a DIFFERENT kind of sound……..Some of her songs sound like AFRICAN MUSIC, COUNTRY MUSIC, ALTERNATIVE, I can go ON AND ON. You may not like them (the songs) when u first hear them……..…BUT ONCE THAT B GIVES U A VISUAL (a video or a performance…) YOU GOTTA LOVE THAT SHIT!!! Her style is ON POINT, da B is just B….A…D!!! She is FLY effortlessly!!! REAL TALK…… You can HATE all u want to and they have their fair share of haters but at the end of the day when u sit back and think about what the two of them have accomplished TOGETHER and as individuals………..You aint got no choice but to RESPECT THEY GANGSTA!!!!!! End of story……………. BUT I still can’t believe it! Congratulations 100x’s OVER!! Talk about being born with a “silver spoon” in your mouth!!!!!!!!!! TOODLES!