Friday, September 16, 2011


A few days ago a friend of mine was in the grocery store and sent me this picture via text.................The text said WTF kind of seasoning is this??? And WTF is it made of??????? LMFAO!!! Get it CUMIN...CUM-IN.....AWWWWWW SKEET SKEET (in my Ying Yang Twins voice!!!!) Could you imagine if it came in a liquid form????


Wednesday, September 7, 2011

HELLO EVERYONE!!! My apologies…………..I’ve been M.I.A for the last few days! I aint goin lie, I aint feel like messing wit this shit! LOL!!! I know I know that’s bad bizness but real talk I sometimes I just wanna come home, be with my family and CHILL! Plus sometimes I just aint got ish to say!!!  Pink Krush is just my own personal diary for any thoughts that pop into my head! It has no rhyme no reason!  Just me being me! If I aint got nothing to say I won’t force it………just letting it allllllll come off the DOME! LOL LOL LOL

Happy Birthday to Indy and Trissie!!! Another year older, another year wiser, another year BEAUTIFUL!!!! As my cubie would say BLACK DON'T CRACK!!!! Like FINE WINE we get better with time!!!!! MWAH I love you ladies!!!! Look what Indy's co-workers did to her desk (pix below)!!! lol lol lol that was just DIIIRTY!!! LOL They got you good girl! I was trying to help her come up with a good "come back" for her co-worker considering his birthday is right around the corner..........I told her to put aluminum foil on his computer, his mouse, the keyboard, picture frames, the stapler, EVERYTHING!!! Then wrap the whole desk in saran wrap! 

Awwwww, have u seen the pictures of Bey in her bikini rocking her baby bump while vacationing in Croatia?!?!? She looks super cute! I do have to admit tho her tummy DOES LOOK weird! It looks almost fake like it’s clay or something! But than again I don’t know how many months she is supposed to be and Ms. Thang was so in shape that she prolly aint goin start "showing" "showing" till the dang baby is ready to DROP!  That bigga baby bump has a lot of muscle to protrude thru!!! BIGGA WHAT?!?!? BIGGA WHO?!?! LMFAO 

Last Saturday I was in Ross (which by the way is one of my favorite stores!). I can spend hooooooooooooooooours in there just rummaging thru the store! I swear I’ve spent “shifts” with the employees collecting up a million lil trinkets from shoes to dresses to household stuff…..YOU NAME IT!!! I am a ROSS JUNKIE!!!!! I have to go in Ross at least once during the week! If I don’t go I feel like I’m going to miss something! That store is a DEFINATE hit or miss! If u see it U BETTER BUY IT…..cuz when u come back it’s guaranteed to be GONE!!!! Where else can you find name brand shoes for 14.99!?!?!?! Ross has me so spoiled that when I see a regular price shoe elsewhere my purse has a PANIC ATTACK!!!!! Needless to say…..........Ross leaves my pockets like RABBIT EARS (sad face)!!!! Anyway before I went into my Ross tangent……I was saying last Saturday when I was there I found this HOT PINK party dress I just had to have……it was marked down to 20.99!!! HOW THE HELL COULD I LEAVE THAT?!?!? But where in the world is my grown behind going in a PARTY DRESS????? THAN IT HIT ME………DING DING DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING!!!! I can wear it for my birthday!!! So I jumped on my text and texted all my girlfriends that for my bday we are going to dinner somewhere pricey with our beaus to get all dolled up in formal wear!!! LOL LOL LOL I LOVE IT!! Then we’ll hit someone’s lounge and get toasted in VIP!!! YAAAAAAY sounds like much fun!!! Granted my birthday is 6 months away, I JUST NEEDED A REASON TO BUY IT!!!! And what’s better than a HOT PINK BARBIE DRESS that screams IT’S MY PARTY BITCHES!?!?!?!?! NOTHING!! HA so I bought it!!!! Now I’m on the hunt for a STELLAR pair of shoes, that will make a true “Shoe Slore”, cream on herself!!!! And these Christian Louboutins, $1375.00 (WTF?!?!? OUCH!) will make u do just that!!!! PUDDLES!!!!  #THOUSHALTWEARCUTESHOES…………ALWAYS!!!

Wednesday, August 31, 2011

A Turtle Hump'n a Ball.....WAIT is that TURTLE D*CK?!?!?!? WTH?!?!


OMG OMG OMG (I just threw up in my mouth)!!! This is the nastiest shit I've ever seen in my life! Who'da thought something so little, so MEEK, would have a johnson like that!!!!! DUDE... A TURTLE IS HUNG!!!! EWWWWWWWWWWW, and did u see it?!?!?!? It's fugging ugly as hell! It looks like the fucking alien resurrection! EWWLK, it looked like it was fucking breathing man (OH GOD.....HAND OVER MY MOUTH.....I'm gonna EARL!!) I swear I will never frickin look at a turtle the same.......DAT SHITS HELLA NASTY!!! There goes call'n lil "meat" turtle d*cks!!!! 

Tuesday, August 30, 2011

Iphone Autocorrect Malfunctions.........LMFAO!!!

So apparently there is this website called, where people post text messages they've sent via their iphone, and the autocorrect'r changed a word or two within the text to what it thought it should be! Talk about some embarrassing yet funny ass shit.....Take a look!!!!!!!   

CTFU!!!! The first one is funny as shit! Can u imagine getting some shit like that from ur Daddy?!?!?!? Like how the hell do you respond to that????? I'da prolly just ignored it like I never even got a text! LOL LOL LOL LOL  

Monday, August 29, 2011

Single Again....Back on the Prowl.............

Shot out to my homegirl…….on her new found independence! After 14 years of marriage……she’s single again…back on the prowl (in my Trina voice….hips rolling to the music)!! When I asked her how it feels to be single after all those years, she replied, “It's like a refresher course of life. Now I can define who Toya is. For so long I've accommodated everyone else's feelings and expectations. For once I'm putting my needs and wants above all the rest!” I KNOW THAT’S RIGHT!!!! DO THE DAYUM THING GIRL!! Self should always come first! It’s impossible to make someone else happy if you are not happy! Once you’ve identified whats keeping you unhappy, u have to face it dead on…..DON'T RUN FROM IT…..Because it won’t go away. It follows you. You have to remove it and make that change! And once you’ve changed…… everything and everyone around you will change too! But it all starts with SELF!!!! After 14 years ma, consider that shit time PAID IN FULL!!!! I love u, Lady T….MWAH!!!!

Sunrise: 8/28/1958
Sunset: 6/25/2009
Gone But Never Forgotten

Jay's Boys Can Swim..... An Addition to the Knowles-Carter Empire!!

YES I AM still on Bey and Mr. Carter expecting!!! They are my most FAVORITEST people! If u don’t like it…..GET OFF MY BLOG!!!! LMAO!! But seriously I am so fricking excited! I was standing on the couch last night when she preformed! She definitively STOLE the VMA’s last night! Nothing else mattered after that performance (@ least not to me!!!) LMFAO that’s all the WORLD was buzzing about…..who cares who came on or won an award after THAT! B KILT THAT SHIT! As she taunted the audience by telling them, “I want you to stand up on your feet. I want you to feel the love that's growing inside me."………………..THREW DOWN THE MIC and popped open her sparkly jacket and exposed her Belly Bump to the world!!!! YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!!! Jay watched on CHEESING LIKE A PROUD POPPA, as Kanye dapped him up, (in my Jay Z voice) “YEA NIC, MY BOYS CAN SWIM….I DID THAT!!!!!!” LMFAO! I fricking LOVE IT!! U can’t get no higher than that! The two of them together is INSPIRATION…. the empire they share (and are still building) as two young African Americans is phenomenal! Jay Z is more than just a rapper….in fact at this point I’d say rapping is just a HOBBY for him now…..granted its where he started it’s HARDLY what pays his bills and keeps him rubbing shoulders with A(++) listers!  To be a nic from Marcy projects to the man he is now is TRULY only something one can DREAM about! I bet he pinches himself everyday! Lemme break it down for those of you who DO NOT understand who these two really are…..Just cuz your famous doesn’t make you an “A LISTER” U have to cross a certain threshold to be considered  (bending my “quotation fingers”) an “A LISTER”……..Puffy, Diddy (whomever the hell he is this year..LOL), is hardly considered an A lister he is more so in the B category….Weezy he’s an A lister (but in a different caliber…) but JAYZ and BEYONCE they are A+ listers……..they hang with Gwyneth and Chris, Brads and Angelinas…. B and Jay get invited to events at the WHITE HOUSE! B sang at the Inaugural Ball maaaaaaaaan!! And B…......well people can say what they want bout her but truth be told EVERYTHING THAT BITCH DO IS BAD!!!!! She is an ARTIST and real artist can’t be tamed inside a box!!! If you remain the same with the same sound, the same look, etc year after year HOW THE HELL CAN YOU CALL YOURSELF AN ARTIST?!?!? An Artist is defined as a person who CREATES!  And she continuously  invites you to tune your ears into a DIFFERENT kind of sound……..Some of her songs sound like AFRICAN MUSIC, COUNTRY MUSIC, ALTERNATIVE, I can go ON AND ON. You may not like them (the songs) when u first hear them……..…BUT ONCE THAT B GIVES U A VISUAL (a video or a performance…) YOU GOTTA LOVE THAT SHIT!!! Her style is ON POINT, da B is just B….A…D!!! She is FLY effortlessly!!! REAL TALK…… You can HATE all u want to and they have their fair share of haters but at the end of the day when u sit back and think about what the two of them have accomplished TOGETHER and as individuals………..You aint got no choice but to RESPECT THEY GANGSTA!!!!!! End of story……………. BUT I still can’t believe it! Congratulations 100x’s OVER!! Talk about being born with a “silver spoon” in your mouth!!!!!!!!!! TOODLES!

Sunday, August 28, 2011


Beyonce and Jay Z are expecting their first child together!!! yaaaay Im so fricking happppppy! I feel like I know them! She announced the news as she rocked her baby bump on the red carpet at the VMAs!!!! You know she goin be the flyest dressed pregnant bitch on the PLANET!!! LOL LOL YEA! Congrats Mr. and Mrs. Carter!!!! (cheesing super hard!!!!!)

Saturday, August 27, 2011


WTH?!?!?!? Flash Mob dancing is real?!?!?! So wut I'm late but I always thought that was some crap made up for TV. For those of you who don't know a Flash Mob is a large group of people who gather at a public location to perform a pre-defined action, typically a brief dance, and disperse rapidly after the event has concluded. Target shoppers were in for a treat when this flash mob took over the isles dancing to Beyonce's, "End of Time"'s kinda fly!!! The main guy in the video is Todrick Hall....he was on American Idol. In any event this guys goes around Flash Mob'n in random stores! Me and the kids goin make up a dance and Flash Mob to D'banj "Oliver Twist" in the Walmart off Monument!!!!! FTFO!!!!!!

Krushin on Pink....................

 Anyone who knows me, knows that I'm forever "krushin' on pink" (preferably fuchsia or hot pink but any shade of pink will do)!!!! PINK is my FAVORITE color!!! After all Pink just isn't a's an ATTITUDE! LOL I am most def a "girl" to the bone!!! I bleeeeeed PINK (except when it comes to college football.......I BLEED ORANGE and BLUE!!! GOOOOO GATORS!!!!!) LOL But Def 100% Girlie every now and again I'll post a few of my favorite pink things!!! 

Friday, August 26, 2011

Denim Nail Polish, #RANDOM FAB EARRINGS..... & Kardashian Kolors!!!

Chanel is taking the denim trend to a another level!  It's denim inspired nail polish. The collection will consist of three shades of blue: Blue Rebel, Coco Blue and Blue Boy. The collection will only be available until the end of September!!!

I love these earrings!! I told you right now Im crazy in love with hot pink leopard print...... I just gotta have em!!! 

OOOOO OOOO back on to nail polish news, I read that the Kardashians are adding yet another venture to their resumes! They are coming out with their own collection of nail polish. The girls have teamed up with Nicole OPI to create  Kardashian Kolors!!! The Kardashian's have creatively named each polish to match the colors they would wear.................. From top row left to right in the image above they are: All Kendall-ed Up, Sealed with a Kris, Kim-pletely In Love, Khlo√© Had a Little Lam-Lam, Kourt is Red-y for a Pedi, Rainbow in the S-kylie. And bottom row, left to right: Disco Dolls, Listen to Your Momager!, Wear Something Spar-kylie, It’s All About the Glam, Follow Me on Glitter, Kendall on the Katwalk, My Empire… My Rules, etc etc etc!!! 

 IDK about you all but I love the Kardashians! I don't really have a favorite I just love em all! I swear they are Armenian covered black girls! LOL! Celeb mags and blogs are always dogging Kim about surgery and ya ya ya, and yea she prolly has had a little bit ...(who in Hollywood hasn't?!?!?!) But truth be told they are ALL stacked up like "BONQUISHA'S"!!!! Even Kourtney's 5 foot nothing self! Besides their shapes, they just got SOUL! And they looooove black men! Even Rob loves a "PRETTY BROWN ROUND" (in my R. Kelly voice).....Did you see where he knocked up that video chic, Rosa Acosta??? Lucky for him she had a miscarriage.........Sux for her! She prolly was like CHA-CHING....MO' MONEY MO'MONEY!!!!! But ERRRRRRRRRRRRR, sorry BITCH gotta stick your fangs in the next MONEY BAG!!!! Better Luck next time! LMAO!!! But hey.... even the little sisters have black boyfriends! Their creamy Armenian skin just blends well with DARK CHOCOLATE! LOL LOL LOL! Well, cept for Kourtney............but Scott gets a pass! He's a fucking Dickhead that means well! The poor guy cant help that he's a TOOL, but hey I like him!!! He seems like one of those people that u either like or fucking HATE! There is no in between with that guy!  AND WELL........ Kourtney frickin loves him!!!!! And one thing you can never do is tell a bitch bout her man!!! When she's had enuff that's when she'll leave......she just hasn't reached her "Breaking Point"! Like Mariah Carey said, ***SINGING*** "And no suuuuuuper glue can fix this shit when I break I break I breeeeak!!" LMFAO,  I BET HE'S HUNG LIKE A BULL!!!!! She's jus DICKMATIZED!!!!!!  But HEY...... is it me or does Kim and Kris (her new hubby) just seem like an ODD BALL COUPLE?!?!?!? IDK if it's because I'm just used to seeing her with a black guy (not that color matters....please never take anything I say out of context, what ever I say I'm being like so for real like its just my honest thought nothing more nothing less! and as long as you read what I'm saying with out being all political and shit you'll be like, "OOOOOOO OOOKAY! I see where she was going with this!" LMFAO!!! I mean I'm jus saying.....I freaking hate when people "READ" into shit...taking it all out of CONTEXT! anyway back to Kim and black guys) but yea idk if its b/c I'm used to seeing her with something dark and handsome (GEEEEEZUS REGGIE REGGIE REGGGGGIE! Shit EVEN RAY J! Ray J can get it EARLY!!! Have u all seen their sex tape?!?!?!? mmmm mmm mmm it's long and it's got girth!! LOL Dude's a definite "HEAVY") ........but something about her and dude (Kris) seems odd! And it's almost like her relationship is FAKE! Like look at their pix together.......They always look like they are posing! Or putting up a front for the camera IDK maybe it's just me! And it doesn't make it no better that dude looks like Frankenstein or freaking Eddie Munster! (sorry Kimmy! But he does!!!)  


LMFAO!! Who the hell created ?????? I'd like to shake their hand! LOL!! There is nothing more entertaining than getting a "Walmartian" email at work after a looooooong boring day! (in my Richard Bey voice....) WHERE DO THEY FIND THESE PEOPLE?!?!?!?!?!? These people are definatly from the stixx somewhere or somewhere where the water is obviously contaminated..........of all the trillions of Walmartian pictures I've ever seen, surprisingly I've never seen any pictures from YULEE or MACCLENNY (Florida)...................Like WTF?!?!?

Thursday, August 25, 2011

***NEW VIDEO**** Beyonce 1+1


*NEW LIL WAYNE VIDEO* & Hey Ma'am.....U SMOKE?????


FTFO!! She thought they was trying to holla!!! Lol lol lol she had done got her "Yea I know I'm da shit" walk on......smiling and giving them the eye!! LMFAO!! They were dead ass wrong for this!!!!

Anywhoooooo so school has started and u know what that means........ fall is almost here!! I looooooooooooove this years Fall Collection! Have you seen the fabulous boots out this year? has some super cute shoes! These are hands down some of my favorites! 

OMG and wide leg jeans are back! The skinny flare from Old Navy are the BOMB! They fit so chic! They make you look long and lean and OH SO 70ish! I love em!  I don’t know what it is but I am in love with the whole leopard thing right now! not too much but just a SPLASH of it! HOTPINK LEOPARD is my FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAV tho!   I like to refer to my style as preppy meets funky…….Kinda like if Iron Fist and Arecrombie and Fitch had a BABY! LOL yep that would be me!